I have a life

Lumpy: I have a life.

Mom: You have a life?

Lumpy: Yes, in my tummy.

Lumpy: You can’t cut it open, it is full of water and food.

Mom: O.K. – Do you get a tummyache?

Lumpy: No, I don’t.

Snarky-pants: And then what happens?

Lumpy: If you cut it open, all of the steam will come out.

Lumpy: But it won’t hurt, I will be O.K.

(at this point Mom & Dad give a talk on why cutting anyones tummy open is not quite a good idea)

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